Since the existence of social media platforms such as YouTube and TikTok, there have been trillions of influencers and content creators apologizing for scandals they created. The scandals and cancellations usually go like this: one ridiculously rich person does something to another ridiculously rich person, they make videos about each other, and then the internet goes batshit crazy— either choosing a side or revealing more information on why these influencers should be canceled.

On Saturday, I decided to wind my evening down with a movie and a glass of wine, logging into the family Netflix account. In opening Netflix, I saw that in the “Continue Watching” section was something by the name of Heartstopper (2022- ).  

Like Jesus himself, I have been resurrected to this platform to speak out against indecencies in our media. That’s right, my darling bitches, my bob has fresh, chunky highlights and my thigh-high boots are on, ready to walk you right into enlightenment.

Geneseo students far and wide have been wondering who will be featured at this year’s Spring Fest. Who could possibly top last year's performance by The Driver Era? Well, one dynamic duo has come to the rescue: Guaplord and $mokecheddathaassgetta.