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The Messy Bitch Museum: Where influencer drama lives forever

Since the existence of social media platforms such as YouTube and TikTok, there have been trillions of influencers and content creators apologizing for scandals they created. The scandals and cancellations usually go like this: one ridiculously rich person does something to another ridiculously rich person, they make videos about each other, and then the internet goes batshit crazy— either choosing a side or revealing more information on why these influencers should be canceled.

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We need to ban TV

Like Jesus himself, I have been resurrected to this platform to speak out against indecencies in our media. That’s right, my darling bitches, my bob has fresh, chunky highlights and my thigh-high boots are on, ready to walk you right into enlightenment.

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