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Vaquita porpoises to overthrow the Mexican government
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Vaquita porpoises to overthrow the Mexican government
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In a situation which experts are calling “deeply serious and mildly concerning,” the vaquita porpoise, previously believed to be one of the rarest marine mammals on Earth, has now announced tentative plans to overthrow the Mexican government. This is reportedly expected to happen either sometime “very soon” or “never,” though those claims cannot be substantiated, as no one is able to properly speak porpoise. 

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Staff Ed: The official ranking of The Lamron e-board on Dancing with the Stars (2005- )
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Staff Ed: The official ranking of The Lamron e-board on Dancing with the Stars (2005- )
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Although the recent season of Dancing with the Stars (2005-) (DWTS) has come to an end, The Lamron e-board has continued to discuss the show. Below is our formal ranking of where the e-board members would place on our own season of the show. 

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Invasion of Privacy: The Whale
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Invasion of Privacy: The Whale
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Earlier this month, the State University of New York at Geneseo was blessed with the presence of a 65-foot inflatable whale, as part of a three-day science and art event meant to raise awareness on the impacts of climate change.

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Geneseo tour guides quit after securing role on television
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Geneseo tour guides quit after securing role on television
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The SUNY Geneseo admissions office is in a state of panic. The admissions counselors walked into the office last Friday morning to find each tour guide's uniform in a big pile with a note saying, “We have swords up for the last time.”

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The King crashes, rookie saves the day, Chick Hicks wins anyway
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The King crashes, rookie saves the day, Chick Hicks wins anyway
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This weekend, viewers were treated to a first in Piston Cup history: a three-car tie-breaker championship race at Los Angeles International Speedway to determine this season’s winner. 

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Genesee Community College has openings for an EOP Academic Advocate, EOP English Tutor and EOP Math Tutor. These are temporary positions for the EOP’s 3-week summer program in August 2026. All positions are open until filled.  The primary responsibility of the Academic Advocate is the daily support and monitoring of EOP students during their initial weeks on campus.  This position will provide assistance to EOP students with on campus navigation as well as daily independent skills and decision making.  The primary responsibilities of the EOP Tutors are providing support to EOP students in courses ranging from the basic English or Math curriculum through higher level courses. 

The State University of New York's Educational Opportunity Program (EOP) provides access, academic support and financial aid to students who show promise for succeeding in college but who may not have otherwise been offered admission. Available primarily to full-time, matriculated students, the program supports students throughout their college careers within the University.

For a full description of these positions and to view qualifications, please click here:

English Tutor: http://genesee.interviewexchange.com/jobofferdetails.jsp?JOBID=197639

Math Tutor: http://genesee.interviewexchange.com/jobofferdetails.jsp?JOBID=197638

Academic Advocate: http://genesee.interviewexchange.com/jobofferdetails.jsp?JOBID=197655

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YES IT’S TRUE! For the first time in years we are holding an event where you can come express yourself! @iirismaag will be there too! So come enjoy some relaxing time to collage and create with old Lamron Newspapers
YES IT’S TRUE! For the first time in years we are holding an event where you can come express yourself! @iirismaag will be there too! So come enjoy some relaxing time to collage and create with old Lamron Newspapers
Advertisement! Check them out cause Special Tees on Main Street has everything you could need. Every week we will be tagging more clubs and organizations in campus to follow @specialtees1 and check them out! @geneseoreslife @physicsclubatgeneseo @gen
Advertisement! Check them out cause Special Tees on Main Street has everything you could need. Every week we will be tagging more clubs and organizations in campus to follow @specialtees1 and check them out! @geneseoreslife @physicsclubatgeneseo @geneseo_schoolofeducation @geneseo_arthistory @geneseo_running_club @philambgeneseo @dphiegeneseo @menofactionandchange
We are back in print this week and the newest edition just dropped! We are so excited to be back around campus. Pick up a copy to read our club spotlight on @suny_gfr with written by Elisabeth Schumacher!! Their application closes today so apply no
We are back in print this week and the newest edition just dropped! We are so excited to be back around campus. Pick up a copy to read our club spotlight on @suny_gfr with written by Elisabeth Schumacher!! Their application closes today so apply now! There is so much more and keep an eye out for future advertisements, which you can go to Lamronad@geneseo.edu for all your needs in and out of print :)
See you next week!
See you next week!
Look no further Geneseo! Our second edition this semester has dropped 😊 Pick up a copy to read our special Invasion of Privacy interview with @geneseosquirrels written by Nathan Hubbard!! There is so much more and keep an eye out for future adver
Look no further Geneseo! Our second edition this semester has dropped 😊 Pick up a copy to read our special Invasion of Privacy interview with @geneseosquirrels written by Nathan Hubbard!! There is so much more and keep an eye out for future advertisements, which you can go to Lamronad@geneseo.edu for all your needs in and out of print :)
Did you see?! Our first print was released TODAY, get a copy before they run out. They are placed all over campus 😊 Check out the Staff Editorial on the 1619 Project or the Invasion of Privacy of @torbor_the_toe written by Mia Donaldson!! There i
Did you see?! Our first print was released TODAY, get a copy before they run out. They are placed all over campus 😊 Check out the Staff Editorial on the 1619 Project or the Invasion of Privacy of @torbor_the_toe written by Mia Donaldson!! There is so so much more but that would be spoiling the whole thing, so go out and read Geneseo!
Welcome Back Knights! We are so excited to start up our general meeting next week, we hope to see new and old faces :) Feel free to DM the account for any questions! We will be posting our E-board staffs office hours in the next few weeks!
Welcome Back Knights! We are so excited to start up our general meeting next week, we hope to see new and old faces :) Feel free to DM the account for any questions! We will be posting our E-board staffs office hours in the next few weeks!
It’s just the beginning!!!
It’s just the beginning!!!
The sun is shining!! The club expo is today…the club expo is today?! We better see all you avid writers there 😁
The sun is shining!! The club expo is today…the club expo is today?! We better see all you avid writers there 😁
Eye spy some new writers on campus!
The Lamron has a TON of old voices that we are giving away for FREE!!! If you need some kindling for the summer these are perfect for you. Dm this account or email the Lamron to get a pick up time!
The Lamron has a TON of old voices that we are giving away for FREE!!! If you need some kindling for the summer these are perfect for you. Dm this account or email the Lamron to get a pick up time!
The Lamron is hiring several e-board positions for next year! Email lamron.eic@gmail.com to apply!!
The Lamron is hiring several e-board positions for next year! Email lamron.eic@gmail.com to apply!!

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Goodnight Moon — and goodbye
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On Mar. 23, 2026, the moon suddenly and mysteriously disappeared from Earth’s orbit.

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Vaquita porpoises to overthrow the Mexican government
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In a situation which experts are calling “deeply serious and mildly concerning,” the vaquita porpoise, previously believed to be one of the rarest marine mammals on Earth, has now announced tentative plans to overthrow the Mexican government. This is reportedly expected to happen either sometime “very soon” or “never,” though those claims cannot be substantiated, as no one is able to properly speak porpoise. 

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Knight’s Life

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Invasion of Privacy: The Whale
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Earlier this month, the State University of New York at Geneseo was blessed with the presence of a 65-foot inflatable whale, as part of a three-day science and art event meant to raise awareness on the impacts of climate change.

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The secret life of Geneseo’s statues
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If you’ve been in SUNY Geneseo’s academic buildings late at night, you might have noticed something…unusual. Students have started noticing that some of the campus statues—including Victor E. Knight and the College Union Geese—aren’t quite as stationary as everyone thought.

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Sports

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The King crashes, rookie saves the day, Chick Hicks wins anyway
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This weekend, viewers were treated to a first in Piston Cup history: a three-car tie-breaker championship race at Los Angeles International Speedway to determine this season’s winner. 

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Breaking News: Chris Drury FIRED
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In some breaking news, it has been reported that the infamous New York Rangers (NYR) General Manager Chris Drury has been fired. This news comes as no surprise to fans after his noticeably shitty trade decisions in recent seasons. 

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Opinion

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Staff Ed: The official ranking of The Lamron e-board on Dancing with the Stars (2005- )
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Although the recent season of Dancing with the Stars (2005-) (DWTS) has come to an end, The Lamron e-board has continued to discuss the show. Below is our formal ranking of where the e-board members would place on our own season of the show. 

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Welcome to 4chan
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Have you ever wanted to see the ponies from My Little Pony ranked by sex appeal? Have you ever wished you were violently radicalized? Have you ever sat and thought to yourself, “Wow, I’d love to see a beheading video right now!” 

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Arts & Entertainment

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The Pitt (2025- ): A medical drama turns into medical education
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The HBO Max medical drama, The Pitt (2025- ), has recently been named as one of the most medically accurate dramas ever created.

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Becoming a pretentious film bro: A guide
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Have you ever dreamed of waking up one day just a little bit more insufferable, pretentious, and self-titled as a cinephile? Well, aren’t you in luck! Here are some essential steps to achieving the ultimate film bro status (in a world that could always use more of them)

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Comics

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