Opinion

Sierra Etkin Sierra Etkin

Teenage rage and female longing: The best albums are written by 19-year-olds

Olivia Rodrigo spilled her GUTS on a brand new album that she wrote when she was only 19-years-old. On Sept. 8, 2023, fans finally got new music from the now 20-year-old pop star and former Disney actress. Since her first album SOUR was so highly reviewed and accredited, fans were interested to see if Rodrigo could top the success of her debut album. 

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Kendall Cruise Kendall Cruise

Smosh is better than ever

A giant of the early YouTube scene, the company Smosh—originally a sketch comedy channel started in 2005 by childhood friends Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla—was a pillar for many children in the late 2000’s and early 2010’s. The channel even reached the milestone of being the most subscribed to Youtube channel three separate times during the peak of their popularity in April 2006, April 2007, and January 2013 being the final time in which they have held that spot to the present day. 

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The Lamron The Lamron

Tips and tricks for first-year students

Beginning your college journey can be an overwhelming task that requires students to learn about and adapt to new ways of living that they might have little experience with. The staff here at The Lamron has some advice to help you avoid misadventure (as best we can).

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Sierra Etkin Sierra Etkin

Aldi is the cheapest, easiest, and overall place to shop as a college student

In this edition of The Lamron, we’ve created a guide of tips and tricks for first-years. This article, on the other hand, is for all you upperclassmen living off-campus looking for cheap and convenient food shopping. To begin, I would like to congratulate you on getting out of the dorms! I know firsthand that the transition from getting dining hall food to cooking your own meals can sometimes be troubling and lead to forgetting about meals, which isn’t good for anyone. Worry no more—for anyone that needs to shop for their own groceries, this article is my gift to you.

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Kendall Cruise Kendall Cruise

Of course trends are circular

I vividly remember my early high school years, when scrunchies were coming back in fashion and items like bell-bottoms, heavily-layered hair, and thick eyeliner not-so-slowly followed suit. When asking for some of the aforementioned items for Christmas during this period, my Aunt remarked with a simple, “that’s what I wore in high school.”

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Kaitlin Anzalone Kaitlin Anzalone

Yes, you should be eating breakfast

I am sure everyone has heard the age old saying that “breakfast is the most important meal of the day,” but how many people are actually taking this advice to heart? I am here to make the argument that this saying is important to abide by, and explain why exactly that is the case.

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Sierra Etkin Sierra Etkin

Seven reasons why cats are the best college pet

Being a college student brings with it a myriad of new challenges and stressors to the lives of budding young adults. One of the best ways to relieve stress and anxiety is having a pet or emotional support animal (ESA). ESAs, also known as comfort or assistance animals, are not specifically trained to perform tasks (like a service dog whose purpose is to help with certain tasks or health complications). Rather, their intended purpose is largely to bring comfort and happiness to their owner. 

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Gavin Ackerman Gavin Ackerman

The inevitable technological war of printing

To start off, if you do not know me—which most of you probably don’t—I am a freshman currently enrolled in calculus one, and really do not like doing math on a computer. I am a classic pen and paper kind of guy, so you can imagine how annoying it was when I discovered that my professor posts all assignments and homework as PDFs on Brightspace. 

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Sierra Etkin Sierra Etkin

Why small college classes are better

Here at SUNY Geneseo, and at most colleges in the United States, there are many different styles of learning. Some classes are lecture-based, held in a large lecture hall and attended by 100 or more students; other classes tend to be more group project or presentation based, stressing the importance of peer work. Ohers classes may be more independent, where work is done on your own, emphasizing the ability to learn material yourself. We all have varying perceptions of different classroom styles, but regardless, one thing is certain: students thrive in smaller class environments. Yes, you may be able to hide in the back of a large lecture, but the most beneficial learning experience occurs in a smaller classroom that has a better ability to address students’ individual needs.

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Kendall Cruise Kendall Cruise

Let people enjoy things: The end of cringe culture

Popular culture regulates the social world through avenues such as fashion, media, cuisine, and most anything that can be captured under the catch-all “lifestyle” category. Within the last decade, this baseline quantifier for what we as a community, state, nation, or even world decide to be “important” or “cool” is mostly determined by the best and worst thing since sliced bread: the internet, or more specifically, social media.

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Charlie Shields Charlie Shields

Books should not be banned

Literature has long since existed in our world dating back to Mesopotamia in 3200 BC, when people first codified laws into stone tablets. Nowadays, literature is everywhere you look, both in the more traditional published works, and in the writing of scripts for movies, video games, and even talk shows. With this influx in literature, however, has come an unceasing upturn in the banning of books. Many are surprised to find that these banned books are also some of the most famous, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, and Of Mice and Men being a few examples. 

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The Lamron The Lamron

Staff Ed: Campus construction worsening accessibility on campus

If you have been around campus for the last few weeks, you have most certainly noticed the construction zone that currently makes up the SUNY Geneseo campus. This is largely made of three main missions for improvement: the Milne Library, the College Green, and Sturges Hall, for a variety of reasons (a few of them asbestos-related) with the ultimate goal of bettering the campus as a whole for future students. 

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Nicholas Deya Nicholas Deya

SUNY Geneseo: A senior’s perspective

As a graduating senior, my time at SUNY Geneseo has provided me with countless moments that I will forever remember, stemming from my first week of orientation, right up into these last few concluding weeks. While there are no doubt areas to be improved upon around campus, and regardless of the criticisms that may be received, I feel there is plenty worth appreciating in and around campus. 

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David Potter David Potter

Butterfly gardens are the worst

I generally like to think of myself as a pretty easy-going person. There is not much in this world that I despise enough to use the word “hate,” but I hate butterfly gardens with a burning passion. And guess what? You should too. They are actually the worst. 

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Emma Mincer Emma Mincer

Study Day should be on a Wednesday

As my last finals at Geneseo roll around, I’ve been reflecting on how my time here has been. There have certainly been highs and lows over the past four years, but overall, I consider them to be positive ones. I’ve had the honor of learning from good professors, making good friends, and doing a lot of great work with The Lamron. While it hasn’t always been perfect, I have certainly enjoyed educating and disseminating information into the community for the greater good, even if that information is simply my opinion. Without further ado, here goes the last opinion I wish to bestow upon the Geneseo community.

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The Lamron The Lamron

Staff Editorial: Life goes on, even at The Lamron

For the past three semesters, The Lamron has functioned with much of the same editorial staff, specifically in our highest leadership positions, with senior English literature major Frances Sharples as our editor-in-chief and senior psychology major Emma Mincer as our managing editor.

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Nicholas Deya Nicholas Deya

Fourth best break

With several breaks over the course of the academic year, there are a select few times wherein a student is able to enjoy time away from the hustle and bustle of classes. While all breaks serve a beneficial purpose, summer break is the fourth best, following Thanksgiving, winter, and spring.

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Charlie Shields Charlie Shields

How to survive the apocalypse: Nuclear fallout

It was never completely outrageous to expect the possibility of nuclear fallout. Many games cover the topic: the Fallout series, for example, covered the possibility of cryogenics, nuclear half-life, underground bunkers, and radiated nature that is ready to kill. Perhaps that is not too far off of the realm of possibility. These are some ways to survive the nuclear fallout of the future according to movies, historical references, and games. With these rules, I wish you luck in the apocalyptic wasteland and ask you politely to refrain from killing me if we ever cross paths. 

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Kendall Cruise Kendall Cruise

You don’t actually hate poetry (the school system just failed you)

From observing my fellow peers, teachers, and just the general populace, I have noticed a certain disdain veering on guttural utterance at the mere mention of a poetry unit or assigned poetry reading. As an advocate for the poetic literary form and aspiring English educator, this trend saddens me in that the fact that the mention of one of my most prolific passions dubs me as some sort of elitist.

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