The anti-aging industry is predicted to create $271 billion in revenue by 2024. Why is it that in the current day this market in particular seems to be so profitable? I believe this market is the latest fad stemming from that desirable “dewy” look that make-up trends started pushing in the mid-2010s. This obsession with preserving youth, while not new, is more prolific and extreme than ever; the rate of cosmetic procedures has increased by 163%, with Botox being the most popularized with a reported 845% rise from 2000 to 2018. 

When thinking about the military conflicts that scarred the globe in between the two World Wars, what comes to mind are bloody, cruel affairs like the Spanish and Russian Civil Wars, or the military invasion of China by Japan. Rarely would one’s mind wander to Australia, who in 1932 suffered one of its only military defeats in the country’s history at the hands of a bird.

April is National Frog Month, so I am going to take this opportunity to spew some random facts about frogs that you may not have known. Get ready—I am about to turn the Opinion section into National Geographic. This article is also written in honor of Managing Editor Emma Mincer’s frog Pierre Beannard Mincer, who is a White’s tree frog. 

Earth Day is Apr. 22! This year will mark the 53rd recognized Earth Day in America, and 32rd globally. As we all know, however, Earth Day is every day, whether recognized or not. 

As April rapidly comes to a close, The Lamron staff felt it important to bring attention to Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Unfortunately, sexual assault is a stark reality that pervades our society, both on a global scale and on our own campus. This staff editorial will delve into the history of SAAM and contextualize the importance of recognizing SAAM to support victims of sexual assault and combat against sexual violence. 

Livingston County is blessed to be surrounded by such a variety of outdoor gems. From the nearby Stony Brook State Park, just a half hour drive away, to the nationally renowned Letchworth State Park, there are no shortage of locations to visit in the nearby area. While beautiful, these locations can be a drive away for students—some without cars, though there is one location that is within walking distance from campus: the Genesee Valley Greenway.

On Mar. 30, Donald Trump was officially indicted by a grand jury after a nearly five-year investigation in relation to hush-money payments made to pornographic film star Stormy Daniels. Prosecutors then pinpointed fraudulence from this incident as Trump falsely recorded the payments as “legal expenses.” Investigators have found that this is not an isolated incident, and likely part of a bigger scandal meant to influence the 2016 presidential election. 

I would go as far as to call myself a vending machine connoisseur. Brave statement, I know, but as my fellow Lamron editors will tell you, there’s little I wouldn’t do for a delicious bag of Munchies or some perfectly sweet Black Forest fruit gummies. I have been seen on occasion last semester making the trek from the Union to neighboring buildings because not only were the vending machines in the mail room not working, those on the top floor were busted as well: “Card Not Accepted,” “Invalid Card,” “Card Declined”... where does it end?

The original Animal Crossing was released on Apr. 14, 2001 on the GameCube, but many installments have reached other Nintendo products over the years, eventually leading up to the newest system in 2017: the Nintendo Switch. Despite the relatively older age of the game, it has developed over the years more characters, more map choices, and even more crafting options. When I first got a Nintendo Switch, I was hyper-fixated on the game to a point where I logged 600 hours of gameplay over the summer. I loved the concept of crafting, creating, and even engaging sarcastically with various villagers in the game.

Throughout my life, I have only played a select handful of video games from start to finish. Some were better than others, and so some left more of an impact than others, with Red Redemption II being perhaps the most complete game I’ve ever played. While this game may have been released about four years ago, there is still much to appreciate about it. 

A lot of people like putting stickers on their laptops; it’s a fun way to express yourself to the people around you and it adds a personal touch to an object that you use a lot. I spend so much time with my laptop that, at this point, it’s practically an extension of myself. My entire life resides in my phone and my laptop, and I take both with me pretty much everywhere; so if that’s going to be the case, then it should be decked out properly. 

On Thursday, Feb. 23 at exactly 1:44 p.m., Campus Auxiliary Services sent all students their semi-regular “Food for Thought” email, detailing their monthly specials, menu changes, dining hall updates, and a few fun facts about CAS dining. One such fun fact is a harrowing declaration, delivering in a flippant two lines: “CAS serves over 200lbs of mashed potatoes each week! You can find mashed potatoes on the menu rotation at every unit, either at lunch or dinner.”

Drama has ensued over social media again, and this time, it’s Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, Hailey Bieber’s husband, had a notoriously tumultuous relationship that was famously on-and-off-again. Justin Bieber married Hailey Baldwin in 2018 in a cute and private courtroom ceremony. This should have unequivocally ended the culture of hoping that Justin and Selena would get back together, and hopefully lead into a more positive direction for all three of them. Surprise! It didn’t. 

Listen, I get it—puzzles aren’t necessarily the peak of entertainment for many college students. In the age of TikTok, Candy Crush, and Netflix reality TV shows, who needs a cardboard box of weird-looking pieces that seem to aim only to frustrate their user?