The liberals are out to get us
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Another day, another liberal ruining it. People don’t want to talk about it, but I have been personally victimized by every person who voted for that bitch Kamala— and she didn’t even win. I know Trump is making some progress, and yet I still find every moment of my life made more shitty by a liberal idiot with blue hair and pronouns.
Today, I woke up and looked out my window. It’s fucking cloudy. Those goddamn liberals, controlling the weather. You know they’re lying about climate change, right? They make these disasters happen; I know it. It’s all to further their evil, demonic, satanic political agenda of making water and air cleaner. Fucking idiots. I say drill, baby, drill! Even if the earth was getting warmer, which I doubt (it’s been freezing lately), the economy is more important. Drilling is good for everyone, and I don’t want some bullshit solar panels or windmills. They’re ugly, and they don’t work. How’s a solar panel supposed to make energy on a cloudy day like this? Something the liberals don’t consider, but they lack common sense anyway.
On my way to work, I saw a car accident on the highway. This massive bus crashed into a Tesla. Those goddamn fucking liberals— I bet it was due to that DEI bullshit —causing all sorts of car and plane accidents. If I say anything about it, though, suddenly I’m racist, homophobic, or something.
I’m telling you, white men are the ones facing discrimination in today’s world, but these people still think they’re oppressed. We’re supposed to pay for women’s meals, and they don’t have to be drafted, and they still want “equality” in everything else? Bullshit. You just want special treatment. Besides, women don’t even need equal pay— they should be at home taking care of the kids, and that’s why everything’s gone to shit. Women have abandoned the traditional roles that are supposed to make them happy, and now they just take birth control and make OnlyFans accounts. We need women back in the kitchen.
I drove past my small-town prison and was filled with rage thinking about the transgender illegal alien in there getting an operation on my taxpayer dollars. It happens all the time, I hear. God gave you your parts for a reason. It makes me want to shoot someone— and the illegal aliens shouldn’t even be here. The liberals just want to let anyone in— even the sexually immoral and the criminals and the thugs crossing our borders. They don’t belong here! My family has been here since Columbus arrived on the Mayflower. These people aren’t real Americans like us.
It boils my blood even more thinking about the people getting abortions with my taxpayer dollars, my hard-earned money. I hear people even do it after the baby is born. This is why we need someone like Donald Trump in office (who has never ever supported abortion or even paid anyone to get any because he’s a saint) so he can ban this shit forever. It’s murder. It’s demonic. These people are supporting killing innocent humans.
I shook off my negative thoughts about such terrible things and decided to think about my upcoming evening at the shooting range. Nothing makes me happier than aiming my gun at the target and firing. The liberals want to take them away (they think that’ll stop the schools getting shot up? Just give the teachers guns, too!), but I’m sure Trump won’t let that happen. Owning a gun is my God-given right.
I got through my day at work and had a pleasant drive home, listening to my country music— none of that pop garbage or that nasty Chappell Roan girl that’s popular these days. They want to make our children gay, even if they lie about it. Gotta play some good old country music to instill traditional American values.
I returned home to my parents’ house and settled in for my momma’s home-cooked meatloaf. She asked me when I was planning on moving out, but I explained that houses were too expensive. I thought everything would be fixed when Trump took office…but I bet he just hasn’t gotten to that yet. I bet the liberals are fucking everything up. Of course, it’s their fault. Everything is their fault. He’s gotta handle “them” first. I know he’ll make America great again— I’m sure of it.