Opinion
The uncomfortable truth of birthday hotspots
As we enter early November, you may have noticed more than a typical number of those around you have their birthday popping up. The beginning to the middle days of November seems to be a hotspot, of sorts, for this personal big day. A reflection upon why this also tends to garner a knowing, but uncomfortable, understanding when month nine before November is: February.
Star Wars rankings by series: part one
With Halloween recently behind us, having seen the inevitable amount of Jedi and Sith costumes out and about, I thought it was time to revisit the Star Wars genealogy. One thing I began to think about while viewing the movies was how each set of three films is incredibly different from the other two; whether it be the writing, acting, or special effects, the series has definitely changed significantly through the years. The best way to compare the individual sets of three films is through a simple ranking, from worst to best. The following ratings do include some spoilers, so be warned!
What’s the Presidential Turkey Pardon?
The Presidential Turkey Pardon is certainly one of America’s strangest and confusing holiday traditions. Presidents being photographed alongside their Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey dinners was not a rare sight since the birth of these holidays in the United States, however, the odd relationship between turkeys and the president first occurred during Abraham Lincoln's presidency. This story is largely speculatory, but it is said that one of Lincoln’s sons grew close with a turkey whose fate had been destined for the dinner table. His son, Tad, was even rumored to take the turkey on walks with a leash and had named him “Jack.” The bond noted by Lincoln, alongside his son’s pleas to have Jack’s life spared, caused Lincoln to allow the bird to have the chance to die of natural causes.
Watching the Ice Knights is the best way to spend a Saturday night in Geneseo!
It’s finally that time of the fall semester where we get the pleasure of experiencing the Geneseo Ice Knights once again! A majority of their home games fall on Fridays and Saturdays, which makes it the ideal time to get some friends together and support your school’s sports team. The schedule is posted on the Geneseo’s Knights Hockey page at geneseoknights.com so make sure to check out when the home games are and plan accordingly.
What not to wear: Halloween edition
As Halloween approaches, and everyone is excitedly picking out their costumes for the year, this is a great opportunity to give some more thought to what you should avoid. When dressing up in costumes, it is crucial to be extra mindful of what we put on our bodies and what effects it may have on those around us. When shopping for costumes, it is important to keep an eye for costumes that seem to be using cultural elements as a gag so as not to alienate or appropriate any person’s culture.
Trick-or-treating is overrated
Sometimes I hear my fellow young adults lament about how they wish it was socially acceptable to trick or treat as an adult. I am here to say—that is nostalgia talking. While there is the obvious benefit of free candy that is where the positives for me end. I think maintaining trick-or-treating for young children is still a good way to maintain community ties and have a reason for kids to utilize their Halloween costumes—the alternatives of teenage or adult Halloween celebration is much preferred for me generally.
Why you need to watch Wendigoon
Isaiah Nichols, also known as Wendigoon, is an up-and-coming YouTuber with over 3.21 million subscribers and more than 370 million views, well-known for his conspiracy iceberg videos and various “deep-dives” into random topics. This YouTuber has put countless hours of both time and dedication into his craft, creating some of the most original and engaging videos I have ever seen! As evidenced by the title of this article, there are so many things to love about this versatile content creator—whether it be his icebergs or one-off deep dives into an obscure topic—and I am here to tell you exactly why you need to binge-watch his entire catalog.
Easy and cost-effective costume ideas
It is finally time to get your head in the game and plan out some iconic Halloween costumes! This is your friendly reminder that you have one week until Halloweekend, and a little over a week until the big event itself. I understand that this holiday tends to sneak up on us, as we often become so focused on the start of the semester, and midterm season becomes the scariest part of October. With that in mind, I hope to give you some cheap and easy Halloween costumes for groups and individuals. For all my procrastinators, this is my early holiday gift to you.
The two best movies you didn’t see this summer
Greta Gerwig’s Barbie was the almost universally recognized “movie of the summer,” alongside Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer. They were the two most highly anticipated movies of the year. The films also being slated to release on the same day sparked a trend where people would attend back to back viewings of both films, this phenomenon being dubbed Barbenheimer. Both of these film releases cracked the top five of the domestic box office for the summer, and top three worldwide for box office rankings this year. While this is great for the movie theater business, and the industry in general, what about the smaller, independent films that get overlooked because of these blockbusters?
Everyone should take at least one Philosophy course
The department of philosophy here at SUNY Geneseo seems to be one of the majors that gets the least amount of love from the student-body. Speaking for myself, as a philosophy minor who is currently a teaching assistant for a philosophy course, I think this is such a shame.
Student journalists should receive compensation
It’s no secret that print journalism is in a crisis. Since 2005, over 2,000 local American newspapers have shut down, and the number of employed newspaper journalists has halved since 2008. The ease of digital media has created a disregard for certain journalistic traditions; this is not wholly negative—media is more accessible than ever, for example—but it is a major detriment to the existence of local news and those with journalistic dreams.
Is ChatGPT a blessing or curse for students?
Recently, I overheard a conversation in which a student said how he had finished his Calculus assignment in no time. I wondered to myself what glorious technique enabled that to happen. He then added that ChatGPT made the whole assignment a breeze for him. This got me considering whether the prevalence of artificial intelligence, or AI, at a breakneck pace is a boon or a bane for students in the digital age.
The return of OSIRIS-REx
On Sept. 24, 2023, the Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification, and Security - Regolith Explorer (OSIRIS-REx) returned to earth for the first time in almost exactly seven years. Its initial takeoff occurred on Sept. 8, 2016, and its landing marks the first occurrence in which scientists have acquired an asteroid sample from space. OSIRIS-REx now sports a new name and mission; it is now the Apophis Explorer or OSIRIS-APEX, and is estimated to enter the orbit of the asteroid Apophis in the year 2029, tripling its initial traveling journey of two years in order to reach the asteroid Bennu.
Listen to Alvin and The Chipmunks’ music
I love those songs by the squeaky squirrels is no doubt a thought that four-year-old me once experienced.
Remember when you were a kid sitting at home on the floor, eyes glued to the television as you watched the beautiful squeak of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s voices gracing your ears for the first time? Perhaps you even got your groove on or went to funky town in pure childhood adoration and complete enjoyment. No matter what you were doing you were enjoying the sweet serenades by Alvin and the Chipmunks either on the big screen or through some music streaming platform.
Fall is the best season! Song and movie recommendations to get you into the autumn mood
On Saturday, Sept. 23, 2023, the Autumn season finally commenced! After a brutally hot and seemingly never-ending summer, college students are cheering for the fact that classrooms won't feel like 100-degree torture chambers anymore. Although October is just beginning, I know you’ve been thinking about fall media for some time now; If you’re anything like me, you’ve been dreaming of pumpkin spice lattes, apple cider, cinnamon candles, fresh donuts, pumpkins, crunchy leaves, Halloween festivities, Thanksgiving pie, and so much more. The good news is that the wait is now over! As the weather continues to cool off, and thoughts of the holiday season start to linger, it’s time to get into the right mood.
Why a biology major might not guarantee you the job you’re looking for
In recent years, there has been a sharp uptick in those majoring in STEM-related fields—particularly the field of biology—and a decrease in those pursuing the humanity-related fields. I am inclined to posit that this is, in part, due to an increased importance being placed on acquiring so-called “practical degrees” that will give the individuals requiring that degree the ability to make an above average pay rate in this late-stage-capitalist world. Biology, in particular, seems to be receiving a lot of love from incoming undergraduate students seeking to acquire a job that will provide them with financial security and parental approval.
Underutilized office hours: An apology to all teaching assistants everywhere
As a student currently on their seventh semester at SUNY Geneseo, I can say with much regret that I never went to a teaching assistant’s office hours. When completing my general education requirements during my freshman and sophomore year, I remember meeting the teaching assistants for the various introductory classes, filling those pesky science and math requirements, writing down their email and office hours, and promptly forgetting about it.
Juice brawl: orange juice versus apple juice
Within the past week—as spurred by the universally questionable decision to have the opinion and arts and entertainment editors’ office hours coincide on Thursday afternoons (come visit us!)—there has been an all-consuming contemplation: Which is better, orange or apple juice? Here, we each take this disagreement to the public in hopes of answering this question once and for all via The Lamron opinion section. Within the body of this article, both opponents will justify their sides and then you, dear reader, are left with taking a stance for what you think is right.
WGA agreement will not end the struggle against streaming
On Sept. 24, 2023, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) announced their tentative agreement with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) after a 146-day strike—the longest in industry history. The WGA published an official letter noting that many of their demands have been met, but have yet to specify the exact parameters. While this announcement will effectively suspend WGA picketing, it does not entail renewed conditions for all members of the filmic workforce; WGA members will not return to work until all negotiations are finalized, and the Screen Actors Guild-American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA) will remain on strike for the foreseeable future.
Green ReLEAF: The value in normalizing cannabis to alleviate college stress and support mental health
Before delving into the content of the article, it is important to note that the use of marijuana by anyone under the age of 21 is not permitted, and each state has its own stance on the legal uses for marijuana, if they deem any use legal at all. Cannabis usage and/or possession is not permitted on the SUNY Geneseo campus. Always remember to consume responsibly and be mindful of the law.