Smoking cigarettes while driving should be just as big of an offense as any other form of distracted driving.

I’ve had this stewing in my head since dinner—the dinner in question being the dinner I had the same night I wrote the work of art that is the “Soup is a Beverage” article. If you haven’t read that article, I highly recommend taking a peek at that one before you continue on here for both some very helpful context and for the absolute wild ride that it is. Perhaps it will brace you for what lies ahead.

Last week, a poll was put on The Lamron’s Twitter asking whether or not soup should be considered a beverage. While the poll resulted in a resounding “no,” I am here to make the case that soup is, in fact, a beverage. It seems that people don’t quite understand this logic, so I’m going to lay it out as clearly as I possibly can. I have strong feelings about this subject, so expect some turbulence.

Livingston County is known for a variety of attractions, including beautiful valleys, historical monuments, SUNY Geneseo, and maybe the most nationally recognized, Letchworth State Park.

In the 21st year of the 21st century, while there are many prevalent issues, I believe the most significant is the constant presence of social media. For a creation that was intended to connect people, it seems that it does the opposite. While there are certain benefits to its existence, there are many cases where it goes from being an enjoyable pastime, to a new age addiction.

With the return of “Spooky Season” comes the debate as to which Halloween movie is the best. There are so many options to choose from, so The Lamron has decided to release its top five picks for the season!

With there only being 4 seasons over the course of a year; it is critical to appreciate them all. One however, stands above all as the best, fall.

When walking through the Sturges Quad, there are a couple things that catch a person’s eye—one being the Seuss Spruce, the other being the majestic black walnut tree with colorful paint. The Painted Tree stands out more than the other, but many things have changed over the last year regarding the Painted Tree.

If there is one thing that most, if not all, on-campus students can agree with this semester it is this: the new meal plan sucks. Whoever conjured up this horrendous excuse for a food service plan clearly did not have the best interest of students in mind. There are clear issues that anyone who created this would see if they spent even five minutes in a student’s shoes. But before we examine these issues, let’s review last year.

There are many ways Americans enjoy spending their free time and money. Some people frequently attend movies, others may take trips to exotic countries, and some may find satisfaction in a trip to a New York state park.

When most people talk about their favorite ice cream flavors, the decision often comes down to the battle of the classics: the light, subtle flavor, attributed to vanilla, and the dark, rich, creamy flavor of chocolate.

With the approval of the Pfizer vaccine by the Federal Food and Drug Administration came the mandate that students must be vaccinated for COVID-19.

In the year 2021, practically every form of media can be streamed. From movies created a century ago, to the sitcoms of the 90s, even music recorded decades ago has been converted for digital use. Any song can be located and played within a matter of seconds, often for free, and yet people, to this day, spend money for a plastic disc that oftentimes have audible flaws, scratches, and collectively can take up plenty of space.