Which academic building are you? Unhinged questions only
1. It’s Friday night. What’s your go-to bev?
A. Battery acid
B. Ketchup
C. Liquid hydrogen
D. Absinthe
E. Lukewarm oolong tea, absolutely no sweeteners
2. Which security check scam email are you most likely to fall for?
A. President Battles is considering YOU as a candidate for Sugar Baby!
B. FREE AJR TICKETS!!!
C. Send us a selfie of you with your social security card for a $5 Starbucks gift card!
D. President Battles is actually my sister… NOT CLICKBAIT!!!
E. Free Marlboro packs for the first fifteen students to get tested for COVID-19!
3. Geneseo is a video game. Are you a real or a non-playable character?
A. Real (Sidekick)
B. Real (Main character)
C. NPC (One-dimensional love interest)
D. NPC (Unhinged and inaccessible)
E. NPC (Close to being a real character though. People probably wish they could play as you)
4. What iteration of girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep are you?
A. Gaskeep
B. Gateboss
C. Girllight
D. Gatelight
E. Gasboss
5. What is your instinctive response to almost everything?
A. Swag
B. Cheers
C. Slayd
D. Ur mom
E. Silence
6. What drunk tattoo do you get?
A. Ice cream cone with a smiley face
B. Shooting star
C. Word in another language that definitely does not translate correctly
D. Armadillo
E. Really cringe Elliot Smith lyrics
7. Where are you living next year?
A. In the tunnels, like a troll
B. In the gazebo, like a dweeb
C. In the arboretum, like a fairy
D. In the trees, like a squirrel
E. In the lampposts, like an elf
If you got mostly A’s, you are the Milne Library! You definitely peaked freshman year. Filled with asbestos and endlessly under construction.
If you got mostly B’s, you are Red Jacket! You’re not great but you get the job done.
If you got mostly C’s, you are the ISC! Cute and kind, but sorta basic. You are only here for the aesthetic.
If you got mostly D’s, you are Bailey Hall! You have rats in the basement.
If you got mostly E’s, you are Brodie Hall! You’re probably pretty cool but everyone kinda forgot that you existed.