Ranking the Backyardigans as someone who didn’t know what the hell they are
The Backyardigans look like a rag-tag group of animal-like things that are best friends who solve mysteries. The animal-things include the following: an orange moose thing, a blue penguin, some type of bug or something pink with antennae (I have no idea), the purple thing that looks like a kangaroo, and finally the yellow thing in the orange dress that looks like a hippo.
I am ranking them from best (one) to worst (five) based on their vibes as someone who didn’t want to do the research, nor actually put any effort into naming and all that jazz.
Up first is the hippo, because she looks like an outcast/wallflower or very shy in comparison to the rest. She is likely the peace mediator of the group and the rational mind when it comes to situations in which everyone else is freaking out (totally could not be me, I start the problems). I think she could kick ass with her words if she wanted to, because girly doesn’t need her fists to stop an argument, nor does she need the kangaroo kid to back her up. She’s got it handled.
The second-place spot falls to the pink…whatever animal it is. She looks like a bad bitch who is likely to start the arguments. I still cannot get behind what the hell she is, but antennae indicate bug-like, so let’s go with that. Or maybe a walking catfish; I don’t fucking know. Either way, she seems like the sassy friend who has no filter and causes problems but doesn’t admit it because she is unique and she has her ways of doing things.
The third-place spot falls to the moose. He looks like the kindest, and the least like a Chad (see spot five). He is the type of friend you can always count on, even when he is having a shitty day (probably caused by no-filter unique fish-bug in spot two). The point is, this is the sweet guy that people like to be around but sometimes struggles with dating (we’ve all been there or known someone who was). He would no doubt be the cute curly-haired boy of the group with golden retriever energy.
In fourth place, the kangaroo looks like the quiet sketchy kid who kinda lurks in corners and appears at random, opportune times; or he’s just the exist-with-the-crowd kinda kid who stays in the back and is often forgotten about. Either way, he is an outcast that is always forgotten to be invited. He is likely to be the kid that is disconnected from the friend group when everyone leaves high school. It’s kinda sad, but he is unapproachable at points and that tends to destroy any friendships.
In fifth place is the blue penguin—he looks like the troublemaker of the group and likely argues with the unknown pink specimen. He also gives off Chad vibes, too. I imagine he surfs as a penguin and says things like ‘dude’ and ‘dudette’ (gross, but at least he’s inclusive). His only thing is he beat up the people who kept taking the Pride Alliance posters down and he isn’t afraid to support his friends or to call someone out for being any type of -ist. For that reason, he is redeemable and not last.
In sixth place is that logo. No other explanation is needed. It is not redeemable, and what the fuck are The Backyard-igans? Things you find in the backyard, again?
Well, I rated these weird shits that I have no idea who or what they are or what they do.