Trisha Paytas and Elon Musk collab for upcoming King Charles III reincarnation
Finally, the time has come when the age of Aquarius—a time of harmony and perfection throughout all of humanity—has approached. The world's saviors, Elon Musk, creator of Tesla and SpaceX, and internet sensation and icon, Trisha Paytas, have at last come together to ensure the immaculate rebirth of her second child.
Trisha Paytas, 35, gave birth to her first child, a daughter, Malibu, on Sept. 14, 2022. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth of England died just a few days prior on Sept. 8, 2022. This coincidence left theorists using their analytical abilities to conclude that Malibu must be the reincarnation of Queen Elizabeth. The icon herself has stated consistently that she has no connection with the royal family and that her child’s birth date was mere coincidence.
Yet, fucking finally, on Nov. 21, 2023, Paytas revealed that she is pregnant with her second child and is guaranteeing that it will indeed be the reincarnation of King Charles III. It is important to note that Paytas does not admit to the responsibility for the death of Queen Elizabeth, but has stated that her daughter, Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon, is Queen Elizabeth reincarnated.
One question that has come up time-and-time-again is how her unborn child could possibly be the reincarnation of King Charles III if he is not yet dead. This is where the 52-year-old musky entrepreneur, Elon Musk comes in. Paytas and Musk met back in April 2023 during a horoscope reading at, the rock that holds us all together—Dwayne Johnson's—house, as the two were randomly paired up to go over their zodiac sign compatibility. No surprise, Musk, a Cancer, and Paytas, a Taurus, are seemingly remarkably compatible. This led to their long-lasting friendship-turned-scheme to secure the rebirth of King Charles III as her second child.
The strategy Musk and Paytas have decided upon is to use Musk’s company, SpaceX, a spacecraft manufacturer, to create a Barbie pink rocket that will go into space, snatch a meteor, and align it to land directly in London. Therefore, it is predicted that this will wipe out all of London, and make certain that King Charles III AND—get this latest part—all of London, will be metempsychosed into Paytas’ second child. The blame for King Charles III's death and the extinction of London will not be placed on the shoulders of either Paytas or Musk, as King Charles’s cause of death will technically be environmental. King Charles III and the rest of England will live on in the Paytas household in the form of her new child. At least Paytas won’t be the only one in the household with multiple personalities anymore. After going through with the plot, Paytas and Musk plan to stay best friends forever, as he will be the musk-tastic godfather of the upcoming child.
It is being debated what Trisha Paytas will do with her four-million-dollar mansion once her child is born. Popular rumors circulating have included a Malibu Barbie-themed nursery, a Beetlejuice: the musical-themed room, and unlimited chicken tenders. Perhaps, her second child will have a London-themed room, however, to keep it on trend with the rest of the house—it may possess a large portrait of Barbie holding the flag of the United Kingdom.
The wonderment of the room and what the child will resemble is on the mind of everyone these days as the date of birth rapidly approaches. Paytas is expected to give birth in May of this year, so keep your calendar marked as everyone will want to keep an eye on any further developments.