This week in The normaL…

On Aug. 23, 2024, all members of the Geneseo community received an email from President Denise Battles. In this email, Battles announced that she would conclude her presidential service in the summer of 2025. It is with great respect that we say farewell to Denise Battles and display a grand welcome to SUNY Geneseo’s new President— and his name is John Cena.

After multiple waves of impeachments and undercover corruption, the Geneseo Student Association (SA) has been shut down indefinitely, and all fees will be redirected to President Denise Battles’ grocery fund after the investigation. 

After its soft opening on Nov. 7, 2024, Milne Library will be shutting its doors for continued construction. Though no exact reason has been given yet for the sudden reclosure, students are encouraged to retake their former study spots in the MacVittie College Union by any means necessary.

For eleven years, a Groundhog Day scandal has been kept under wraps, and that all stops today. From beyond the grave, I got the opportunity to sit with Charlotte, who has been denied a last name by those trying to cover up her existence. Charlotte was murdered at the hands of Bill de Blasio in 2014. She is finally ready to speak her truth about what happened on that fated day. 

Every year when the calendar flips to March, sports fans are treated to the annual National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Division I men's basketball, better known as “March Madness.”

The locker room was almost empty. Most of the guys had already showered and left, but Stephen lingered, running a towel over his damp hair. The rink was quiet now, the sharp echo of skates against ice replaced by the distant hum of the Zamboni— he wasn’t alone.

As has become a tradition for The Lamron’s executive board (e-board), we take time to check in with one another and let our true sentiments gush forth from the pits in which they’ve morbidly festered.

Listen, I know a lot of people think I’m just jealous of her because she somehow managed to pull Edward Cullen last year, but I swear this isn’t about that. Bella Swan is just… strange.